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Miracle Noodle
Email program, paid media, organic growth, analytics, content, the build-your-own box and a 15-second film.
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Get My Free AuditAnalytical chemist · Wellness operator since 2017 · Santa Monica, CA
Email program, paid media, organic growth, analytics, content, the build-your-own box and a 15-second film.
The site, the Budtender Academy, and three spots for a nurse-founded RSO brand.
Site fixes, the Skin School email course, and the product pages.
Site and email for an award-winning fermented foods brand.
A pitch site for a sauna, ice-bath and breathwork studio in Barcelona.
A template system for boutique hotel homepages, built and sent.
Owned. A rated directory of wellness retreats.
Owned. Compare the world's dive sites.
Owned. Compare dumpster rental prices by city.
I embed as your internal growth team, and an AI layer I built watches your site, ads, email, and organic search around the clock. When a number moves, the fix ships the same hour, not at the next status call. It is less dramatic than a monthly report, which is the point.
Free · no signup · runs in your browser
Built from the checks I run on client accounts. Nothing gated, no PDF you have to trade your address for.
Real Lighthouse scores and Core Web Vitals
True contribution margin, not gross
24 weighted checks on the page that takes the money
The eight flows that carry the revenue
Timing, offer, mobile behaviour
Steps, fields, trust marks
Paste an ad, score the first three seconds
Payback months and the ceiling on spend
Paste your HTML, find what's missing
Three a week · Instagram, YouTube, LinkedIn
Homepage, speed, and what the first screen actually says.
Product page, price architecture, checkout friction.
Ads, email flows, what happens after they leave.
Every finding comes with a screenshot or a URL. Nothing is asserted without evidence, and nothing gets torn down without a rebuilt version next to it.
Tell me the brand. I go through the site, the ads, and the email myself and send back what I'd change, with screenshots.