Convenience: 5/5
Flavor: 5/5
Activation time: 5/5
Effects: 5/5
Price: 5/5
Overall score: 5.0
Focused
Relaxed
Euphoric
Relief
Energized
Head High Very Strong
Body High Medium
STIIIZY blunts offer strong effects from the onset with a very strong head high persisting for 120 minutes. The effects start to wind down at the 70-minute mark, but lightly euphoric, clear-minded benefits remain with you until the end.
STIIIZY infused blunts come in a small glass jar that nicely traps any kief that inevitably falls off during handling and storage. The jar is equipped with a relatively strong child lock, and it’s wrapped with a comprehensive label.
It’s no overstatement to say that STIIIZY could use some help with lab tests, though. The QR code on the side can only be used to verify the authenticity of products. It doesn’t even lead to the “STIIIZY Verifier,” as is claimed on the official website. It just Googles the batch code, making it necessary for the customer to then copy and paste the code into the verifier website after navigating there separately.
Remember, this is all just to make sure your STIIIZY product isn’t fake. When it comes to reviewing lab tests for yourself, your best (and very unlikely) bet is to contact STIIIZY customer service.
Compare this to major competitor Raw Garden, which provides online lab reports for every batch of products. Transparency is more important than STIIIZY treats it — a great way to start would be QR codes that actually lead to the STIIIZY authenticator.
The STIIIZY infused blunts we tried contained Strawnana weed, which is a relatively run-of-the-mill hybrid strain. There was a strong aroma the moment we opened the package, and the texture of the smoke was very smooth once we started smoking.
Surprisingly for such a thick blunt, the smoke didn’t cause any throat burn, and the flavor is quite rich. If Strawnana isn’t your cup of tea, there are lots of STIIIZY infused blunt strains to choose from.
We found that STIIIZY infused blunts continued to remain excellent in terms of flavor right up to the end of the blunt. That’s part of the benefit of having kief and live resin on the outside — it doesn’t gradually get scorched like the flower that’s closest to the mouthpiece.
The packaging date was 2/16/2023. When we opened the STIIIZY 40s three months after the packaging date, they were still fresh and not at all dry.
The BestDosage team consists of three distinct consumer types, each with their own unique experiences. Here are the firsthand experiences each consumer type enjoyed with these STIIIZY 40s:
Consumer #1 – Consumes A Few Times Per Year: 2-3 pulls on the blunt
Consumer #2 – Consumes A Couple Of Times Per Month: 3-5 pulls on the blunt
Consumer #3 – Consumes Cannabis Daily: One full blunt
If high-brow California brands sell “cannabis,” STIIIZY is “weed” — plain and simple. Bright colors, garish graphics, and all the kinds of things stoners have loved for years: You’ll find them here.
What you might not find, however, is the level of transparency that has become standard among those who treat cannabis more like a legitimate biopharmaceutical business and less like a “hustle.” Want to know if there are contaminants in your STIIIZY products? Too bad.
The good news is that STIIIZY has never let us down in regards to quality. Their products certainly seem excellent — we just wish we could verify this excellence for ourselves. With a minor refocus on transparency, we think STIIIZY’s undeniably impressive products could easily carry it to truly legendary status within the California cannabis hierarchy.
Who are STIIIZY’s blunts best for? Cannabis consumers who just want to get as high as possible without worrying about all the fine points we covered above. It’s a fact that STIIIZY blunts will get you very high, and you’ll feel pretty cool while smoking them.
As we noted before, though, these blunts seem a bit weak for 40% THC. Again, this is where transparency lab reports would be profoundly helpful.
To aid the decision-making process, consider the following answers to frequently asked questions regarding STIIIZY infused blunts:
To make sure that you get the maximum life and enjoyment out of your STIIIZY infused blunts, you should always store them in their original jar with the safety-seal lid completely closed. This will create an airtight seal, extending the life of your blunts and preventing terpene and cannabinoid degradation due to oxidation.
Also, make sure to keep your sealed STIIIZY blunt jar in a cool, dry place out of direct sunlight to prevent damage to the blunts inside. If you intend to store your STIIIZY blunts long-term, make sure to open the jar every few weeks to “burp” it.
Overall, we think that STIIIZY makes one of the best infused blunts on the market. We have some minor concerns over transparency and potency claims, but none of that invalidates the fact that STIIIZY’s infused blunts hit hard and taste great.
Compared to other brands, STIIIZY’s blunts are probably more potent, and they may even be purer. Without access to lab tests, though, it’s hard to know.
STIIIZY blunts may be lab-tested for purity, potency, and contamination for all we know. However, STIIIZY doesn’t make this information public. There is an option to verify your STIIIZY product on the official website, but in our experience, attempting to input a serial code here simply causes a wheel labeled “please wait” to spin indefinitely without fetching any results.
So, without contacting STIIIZY directly, there does not appear to be any way to independently verify either the authenticity or safety of their products. You’ll just need to trust that STIIIZY is a major brand and knows what it’s doing.
STIIIZY blunts are usually rated at around 40% total THC — that’s the combined total of the flower, live resin distillate, and kief contained in the blunt. In our experience, however, the potency felt like it was more in the 30-35% range.
We’d love to be proven wrong with transparent lab reports. A lot of factors, including terpene degradation, can negatively impact experienced THC potency aside from incorrect estimation of total cannabinoids.
Strawnana is hardly the only strain in which STIIIZY offers its infused blunts. Some examples of other STIIIZY infused blunt strains you can buy include:
– Biscotti (I)
– King Louis XIII (I)
– Purple Punch (I)
– Skywalker OG (I)
– Watermelon Z (I)
– Blue Burst (H)
– Gelato (H)
– Pineapple Express (H)
– Pink Acai (H)
– Strawnana (H)
– Blue Dream (S)
– Strawberry Cough (S)
STIIIZY is still coming out with more infused blunt strains as well, so keep an eye out for additional flavors as they hit the market.
written by Samuel Popejoy, video by Chad Waldman
Together, the Best Dosage team has decades of experience smoking cannabis flower. Back from the days when “Legalize It” still seemed a distant pipe dream, we’ve looked on with delight as weed prohibition has gone up in smoke. Nowadays, we’ve sampled legal THC and CBD flower in California, Washington, Illinois, Oregon, and beyond, and we pay close attention to the feedback we receive from average shoppers at dispensaries and online reviewers alike. Cannabis flower is like a second language to us at BestDosage — to the point we can now tell good weed from bad at a glance. Our team has the experience to know whether that dank is worthy of its top-shelf position or if it's just weedy grass in disguise.
THC Dosage
3-5 pulls on the blunt
Price
$35
Recommended For
Daytime
Target Age Group
25+
Quantity
2.5g
Activation Time
3-5 Minutes
Other Products
Flower and Gummies
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written by Samuel Popejoy, video by Chad Waldman